Poetry...

[Chantel]

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a corporate box at Telstra Stadium
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[craigwardo]

LOCK

[Hitman]

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

FUCK this bitch...

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a corporate box at Telstra Stadium
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

This guy is obviously a fucking idiot...

[Hitman]

[mrkeys]

that chick sounds completely high maintenance..

the guy is an obvious boof head..

[J Gonzales]

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a corporate box at Telstra Stadium
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

hahahahaha GOLD!