Favourite Buffy Quotes

[mrkeys]

Ok people let us have em

Wesley: Why don't you tell me everything about last night's patrol.
Buffy: Vampires.
Wesley: Yes?
Buffy: Killed 'em.

Angel: But you're not a god. You're not much more than a child. Going down this path will ruin you. You can't imagine the price for true evil.
Faith: Yeah? I hope evil takes MasterCard.

Giles: Faith has you at a disadvantage, Buffy.
Buffy: 'Cause I'm not crazy, or 'cause I don't kill people?
Giles: Both, actually.

Cordelia: What's her saga?
Xander: She's freaking.
Cordelia: About what?
Xander: The Mayor's gonna kill us all during graduation.
Cordelia: Oh. Are you gonna go to fifth period?
Xander: I'm thinking I might skip it.
Cordelia: Yeah, me too.

I have a list on my hard drive at work just some starters...

[amunhra]

Willow: There's a Slayer handbook?
Buffy: Wait, handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?
Willow: Is there a t-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool.

[mrkeys]

that is one of my all time fav's

Willow: 'Kiss rocks'? Why would anyone want to kiss... Oh, wait. I get it.

[J Gonzales]

As Joss consider's Xander a close reflection of himself, I think he got the best lines...

"Xander: Cavalry's here! Cavalry's a scared guy with a club, but it's here!"

"Xander: I don't like vampires. I'm going to take a stand and say they're not good "

Willow: You can't stop this.
Xander: Yeah, I get that. It's just - where else am I going to go? You've been my best friend my whole life. World gonna end - where else would I want to be?
Willow: Is this the master plan? You're going to stop me by telling me you love me?
Xander: Well, I was going to walk you off a cliff and hand you an anvil, but it seemed kinda cartoony.
Willow: Still making jokes.
Xander: I'm not joking. I know you're in pain. I can't imagine the pain you're in. I know you're about to do something apocalyptically evil and stupid and hey, still want to hang. You're Willow.

Xander: All right, where is he? Where's the creep who turned me into a spider-eating man-bitch?
Buffy: He's gone.
Xander: Dammit. You know what? I'm sick of this. I'm tired of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm through being everybody's butt-monkey!
Buffy: Check. No more butt-monkey

[mrkeys]

[amunhra]

Buffy: (talking to Dracula) And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? 'Cause I've fought more than a couple pimply, overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.

LESTAT! RAWR! hehe... sorry