Sydney Barbie Dolls Collectors Items

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Double Bay Barbie
A modern day princess homemaker Barbie complete with Mercedes 4WD SUV, Prada handbag and matching Nike Yoga ensemble.
Has a master's degree and is double-majored, but has the luxury of being a stay-at-home mum due to Ken's generous salary.
Also comes with Prozac Prescription and Home Botox kit.
Starbucks mug and traffic-jamming Blackberry internet/cell phone device sold separately.
Husband, Double-Bay Ken, has outfits include "Fishing", "Golfing" and "Working Late".
Available exclusively at all eastern suburbs Starbucks retailers.

Northshore Barbie
This doll comes with her very own assortment of Gucci handbags, your choice of a BMW convertible or Range Rover, and a long-haired foreign lapdog named "Honey".
Also available with cookie-cutter Development Dream House.
Available with or without tummy tuck, facelift, and breast augmentation.
Workaholic, cheating husband, Northshore Ken, has his own bright red Porsche, complete with best mates E-Tags.
Only available at David Jones.

Bankstown Barbie
This limited release {recently paroled} Barbie is replete with 9mm handgun, switchblade, and crystal meth lab kit.
Her '78 Holden Ute with dark tinted windows is sold frequently, and comes with bonus dodgy pink-slip, and easy to apply "Impounded" stickers.
Boyfriend, Bankstown Ken, is in jail, but comes with free "Soap-Dropper" towel, and ten year old joggers.Other available
outfits include "Scarper", "Stitched-Up", and "Not A Dog", and he fits most other Ken dolls' suits for court appearances.
Available only after dark, cash only, small bills preferred, at participating pawn shops.

Blacktown Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie comes with a pair of high-heeled sandals, with one broken heel, from the time she chased Blacktown Beer-Gut Ken out of Bankstown Barbie's trailer.
Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-wash jeans, fake fingernails, strawberry lip gloss and a see-through halter top.
Customise her one headlight Datsun 180B with interchangeable multi-coloured panels, rego stickers, and engine numbers.
Blacktown Beer-Gut Ken is currently in Odyssey House." I'm With Stupid", "Bathhurst '80", and "Random Breast Testing" Tees all sold separately.
Available at Woolies everywhere.

Cronulla Barbie
This tan model comes dressed in her own, two-sizes-too-small Levi jeans, platform bamboo thongs, and "100% Aussie" Tee.
Accessories include a six pack of VB, Jimmy Barnes CD's, her Fibro Dream Home, and the gold-toned cubic zirconium ring that Cronulla Ken gave her after their last fight.
She has the Southern Cross tattood on her shoulder, spits over two metres, and kicks Cronulla Ken's ass when she is drunk.
Cronulla Ken comes in his own personal time-warp, with dyed blond mullet, boardies, and "Stop The Middle Eastern Distributor" Tee.
Available at K-Marts everywhere that's not " The Shire ".

Central Coast Barbie
Pregnant at purchase, Central Coast Barbie comes dressed in rubber thongs, Bali wrap skirt, bright orange bikini top and nearly-done nail polish, and also comes with a two litre bottle of Coke, bus pass, and free stroller.
Look in the stroller to find randomly inserted collectors' items like her fix-kit, multiple tax file numbers, or her collection of Centrelink cheques in all other Barbie's names.
Construction worker, Central Coast Ken, comes in special edition super-short-shorty-shorts, male pattern baldness, and his very own bright orange BWU singlet, as well.
His '82 Ford pickup is optional, as is his registration of it. If you look extra hard, you just might find his Disability Parking Permit in Central Coast Barbie's stroller, too.
Available at Target.

Byron Bay Barbie
This happy hippy Barbie is made purely out of recycled plastic and tofu.
She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no make-up,and wears Birkenstocks with white socks.
If you purchase her optional Kombi van, you will receive a free rainbow flag sticker.
She does not have, want, or need a Ken doll
Available everywhere from Byron Bay to Nimbin.

Surry Hills Barbie
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or removing snap-on parts.
Walks to work and hangs out at The Columbian on Oxford St.
Likes to "experiment".
Will never commit.
This model is being phased out.